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Guy Morton Jr. was an American Major League Baseball player. He struck out in his only major league at-bat with the Boston Red Sox in 1954.
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The Harrison Court Apartments is a building complex located in downtown Portland, Oregon, listed on the National Register of Historic Places.
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