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{"slip": { "id": 20, "advice": "Don't put off breaking up with someone when you know you want to. Prolonging the situation only makes it worse."}}

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{"fact":"A cat\u2019s nose pad is ridged with a unique pattern, just like the fingerprint of a human.","length":87}

{"slip": { "id": 218, "advice": "Gratitude is said to be the secret to happiness."}}

{"slip": { "id": 70, "advice": "Don't try and bump start a motorcycle on an icy road."}}

{"fact":"The Ancient Egyptian word for cat was mau, which means \"to see\".","length":64}

{"fact":"There are up to 60 million feral cats in the United States alone.","length":65}

{"fact":"When your cats rubs up against you, she is actually marking you as 'hers' with her scent. If your cat pushes his face against your head, it is a sign of acceptance and affection.","length":137}

{"fact":"A cats field of vision is about 185 degrees.","length":44}

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